Greetings Dear Reader,
Sometimes I will end the day with thoughts that are
important to get out. Usually I just
write them and put them in my journal folder.
I have chosen that on occasion I will share them with you Dear Reader.
A police officer friend of mine made me aware of a new drug
problem that has been discovered.
Apparently cheese
can be as additive as opiates reports a recent article on the matter. I can see this spawning an entire new form of
law enforcement.
We will need to be prepared to defend against cheddar
pushers. There will need to be a war on
all forms of stinky cheese. I am sure we
need to appoint a cheese czar. Perhaps
customs agents will need to search all travelers for cheese contraband. Who would have thought we would need to
defend against cheese smugglers?
Grocery stores will need to close off the cheese sections
and assign someone to control the substance.
I suppose the additive properties of various cheeses will need to be
classified and cataloged. There will
need to be government funded studies to determine which cheeses do what to lab
rats and monkeys. A special cheese tax
will be needed to fund these studies.
Since cheese is on the approved list for government funded
subsidies those will need revision.
Wisconsin will likely have to become “The Dairy State (except for
addictive cheeses)”. Party trays and sub
shops will need to redefine the contents of their offerings. Swiss
Colony would not be a drug cartel.
Cannabis advocates can now rail against the legal status of
cheese. They can taut the benefits of
grass over cheese. Then again the proof
of cannabis being a gateway drug could be stronger due to the number of cheese
curls, nacho cheese chips, and pizzas consumed during “the munchies.”
Chucky Cheese and The Cheesecake Factory will have to close their doors. All cheese based deserts will have to go. Raids of illegal wine and cheese parties will be required. Licensed cheese makers (yes they exist) will need to be registered with the DEA. Cheese must be seen as the new heroin.
There will be much debate in the near future. Much of life will need to change for many of
us. Macaroni, ham, and crackers will
need to find a new partner. Calling
someone “cheesy” will now be a deeper insult.
Life will go on but for now the cheese will have to stand alone.
Wishing you joy in the journey,
Aramis Thorn
Mat 13:52 So Jesus said to them, "That is why every
writer who has become a disciple of Christ’s rule of the universe is like a
home owner. He liberally hands out new and old things from his great treasure
store.”
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