Second Thoughts – COVID-19 Lessons Learned Part IV

Greetings Dear Reader,

As we drift toward the middle of April, the sequestering looks to be extended and the virus is ebbing and flowing in various locals.  I am determined to keep my good humor and my tongue firmly implanted in my cheek.  Here are our latest lessons learned.

1. Apparently, Corona Christening it a thing.  It involves a minister shooting holy water at the infant from a socially safe distance.  No beer is involved.  Clergy consecrates cloistered Christians cautiously creating Corona Christening canons carefully coating children.
2. When you order dinner for seven at the drive-through, they are not always happy about it.
3. Some people need diagrams for how to stay at home.
4. Nitryl Gloves should not be called Corona Condoms, neither should they be thrown on the ground in parking lots.
5. Holding up a bio-hazard sign when stopped by the County Sheriff is not funny to them.
6. When Waffle House is actually closed it feels like Armageddon.
7. During this kind of crisis, incidents of a parent sleeping with the children’s teacher will rise.
8. There are millions of ways to make ramen noodles.
9. None of the good ramen noodle recipes include the included flavor packet.
10. No matter what anyone says about anything there are seventeen conspiracy theories to go with it.
11. Some government agencies become more efficient when not allowed to deal with humans.
12. When the only place one can go is the yard, the pollen count in the yard will be three trillion.

We still have a long way to go, Dear Reader.  It will take some time to get there but if we keep to the path and hold on to our good humor, we will make it together.  Please feel free to share with me the lessons you are learning.

Wishing you joy in the journey,

Aramis Thorn

Mat 13:52 So Jesus said to them, "That is why every writer who has become a disciple of Christ’s rule of the universe is like a homeowner. He liberally hands out new and old things from his great treasure store.”

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Every human story is part of the great story that leads to the Father getting everything back to Good.

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