Greetings Dear Reader,
As we continue in our long-darkened siege, my tongue is
still firmly sequestered in my cheek. I
have not, however, quarantined my ability to see the humor in some of
this. We must laugh. We must not take ourselves too
seriously.
- When posting humorously about a pandemic, do not mention burning bridges because some people are idiots.
- When predicting a post-quarantine baby boom, consider that you are also telling people to stay six feet apart. Can someone explain the physics of this? (Remember that this is a PG-13 BLOG [I am not seeking instructions {Sanitize your brain}])
- Tofu is not that bad with enough hot sauce and vegetables.
- Toilet paper calculators are not very accurate.
- Shop towels, roll cut in half, are cheaper as TP and require only half as many sheets (Do not ask how I know this [I am not out of TP {Stop judging me}]).
- Those who hoarded all the cheese do not need all the TP.
- Some TV series should not be binge-watched. That many episodes of Criminal Minds or Friends will mess with your head.
- Auto parts stores are using shop towels for TP.
- The movies Coatigan and Outbreak should not be watched back to back.
- One can shower in one’s pajamas then hang them to dry in the shower.
- The axiom, “the only way to get ALL your laundry clean is to do your laundry naked” has been proven to be true (Reported by a friend [I have always believed this {Stop judging me}]).
- When making home-made saline solution for eye-drops and nasal spray, one should let it cool before testing it.
- You smell worse than you think you do so take more showers.
- People will write a three-page response when they do not get the joke.
- The Netflix “Are you still watching” pop-up feels like a car warranty robocall.
- The Restaurant at the end of the Galaxy is only offering carry-away.
- There is an end to the internet and I have found it (It did not take that long [I have been searching for years {Stop judging me}]).
I continue to build my lessons learned list. Please feel free to add your thoughts on
this. We are concluding some interesting
experiments with cheese. I know where my
towel is.
Wishing you joy in the journey,
Aramis Thorn
Mat 13:52 So Jesus said to them, "That is why every
writer who has become a disciple of Christ’s rule of the universe is like a
homeowner. He liberally hands out new and old things from his great treasure
store.”
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EVERY HUMAN STORY IS PART OF THE GREAT STORY THAT LEADS TO
THE FATHER GETTING EVERYTHING BACK TO GOOD.
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Thorn:
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