Greetings Dear Reader,
I offer for your consideration the third installment in my
preparation for lessons learned in this time of plague. Some of you still do not get that I am trying
to be light-hearted about this. Please
take the time to laugh and enjoy.
- A 16 oz bag of Oreo Thins is still a pound of Oreos.
- One can collect enough Cheeto dust to make homemade mac and cheese (heard this from a friend [really, it was not me {Stop judging me}]).
- As a species, we can live without suits.
- As a species, we can live without bras.
- When counties in GA set up travel checkpoints, “my county does not have Chick-fil-a”, will get you through.
- When one small town closes all its liquor stores, the next town over will have a sale at theirs (This, however, is apparently not a good reason to cross the county line [or so I was told by the Sheriff’s Deputy {Stop judging me}]).
- The food you want the most will not be available in your county.
- The pollen count will eclipse the national debt this week.
- Vacation destinations will offer the best travel packages during a travel ban.
- Gas prices will be the lowest in forty years this week because no one needs gas.
- Almost every Bible quote about plague will be quoted out of context.
- There are plenty of conspiracies to go around so pick a good one.
Be safe Dear Reader.
Only travel when it is vital. Be
kind to those working in the shops. Tell
me how you are doing. I care about you.
Wishing you joy in the journey,
Aramis Thorn
Mat 13:52 So Jesus said to them, "That is why every
writer who has become a disciple of Christ’s rule of the universe is like a
homeowner. He liberally hands out new and old things from his great treasure
store.”
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EVERY HUMAN STORY IS PART OF THE GREAT STORY THAT LEADS TO
THE FATHER GETTING EVERYTHING BACK TO GOOD.
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Thorn:
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