Most of us completely
ignore garment tags. Some of us remove
them immediately. Some read them and follow
the instructions.
I am in the ignore
them except for when I first buy the garment category. They contain arcane laundry symbols that
scare me. Those symbols have meaning but
there is no handy guide in the shirt pocket to tell how to wash the garment without
summoning a bogey.
The idea that one
can get life advice from a garment tag never occurred to me until I began to
see memes about it. To save you some tag
reading here are some of the thing your clothes want to tell you.
- This garment was tested on animals; it did not fit.
- Do not slap pandas.
- After the aforementioned arcane symbols: Or just give it to your mother, she knows what to do.
- Can be washed by both men and women. Share the load.
- Keep away from fire; especially when wearing.
- It is never so hot that you have to take off your shirt; don’t be that guy.
- Always wear me on a first date; you will do awesome.
- Made on earth (for those of you who are cautious about alien wear).
- Wash this when dirty.
- Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
- You can dance if you want to.
I do know that we
find interesting, humorous, and encouraging things in odd places. As I walk through this interlude between
Thanksgiving and Christmas, I am searching for just that. It is in the searching that I express my hope
and determination. It is also good
practice as I have much searching yet to accomplish.
Wishing you joy in
the journey,
Aramis Thorn
Mat 13:52 So Jesus
said to them, "That is why every writer who has become a disciple of
Christ’s rule of the universe is like a home owner. He liberally hands out new
and old things from his great treasure store.”
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